1. Nobody can open their mouth all the way and stick their tongue out past their lips.
3. 90% of you reading this just tried that.
5. 100% learned that it was false.
6. A simple majority of those people (i.e. 51%) laughed.
6. Most of those people didn’t notice that we skipped number 4.
7. Most of them just went back and checked.
8. Most of them missed that we also skipped number 2.
9. Got you again.
10. But did you catch us repeating number 6?
11. You didn’t want to look, did you?